Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Stuntman

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change!

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

DR M: Chicken ni kalau dia nak, apa nama, cross the road pon takdak apa-apa masalah. Dia tengok sepuluh dua puluh taun akan datang, takdak apa-apa hal...

HILLARY CLINTON: As First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of crossing?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

PELAJAR UTP PASIF: The chicken is stupid, it only crosses the road because it is an MPP member. We don't have the right to say anything to the chicken... Let it cross the road... We don't care...

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

HANG TUAH: Takkan ayam hilang di jalan!

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

RAKAN MASJID:Sebab ayam ni lagha dengan konsert2 ISC. Kita kena edar pamphlet2 dekat ayam ni... Semoga dia kembali ke jalan yang benar~

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road It's as plain and as simple as that.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

RCSU: Kite dah bagi corridor dan tempat parking berbumbung, die nak cross the road, lantak die lah.

MPPUTP: The chicken tidak menyedari bahawa tempat2 parking berbumbung tu kite yang usahakan, bukan RCSU~!

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008 This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ARIEL LITTLE MERMAID: Because the chicken wants to be part of your world~

MARTHA STEWART: Chicken crossing the road...is a good thing.

PAKLAH: Ini chicken, ini, ini chicken... bodoh!!!

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?


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CONCLUSION: I dream of a day when chickens can cross the road without their motives been questioned~!

before I end up this post, there are still two more jokes below~

With that, salam kebosanan malas study~

-NymQ-


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1 comment:

Bajet said...

haha. Lawak la nyamuq.Pandai ko kait kan idea tu dengan utp. Bijak2.